Ich spreche kein Deutsch...

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11/25/2014 at 12:38 • Filed to: None

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I take German at my high school. Our teacher likes to assess our ability to memorize and speak German, and I've got one of those quizzes today.

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I have a hard enough time memorizing things in English, let alone a foreign language. I haven't gotten above an 80 on any of the spoken quizzes.

That said, not everything German is bad...

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Also, the five inches of snow predicted for tomorrow is not welcome. I have a date tomorrow. I guess she'll get to see my hooning ability on the first date. AWSM.

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Haimatox
11/25/2014 at 12:41

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If your date doesn't like parking lot donuts, she can walk home. That's pretty much the most important thing.


Kinja'd!!! Haimatox > Rainbow
11/25/2014 at 12:43

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I wish I had a chance to put some snow tires on the car... Still running on all-seasons. I think. They may be summer, in which case I am screwed.


Kinja'd!!! thedevilinside > Haimatox
11/25/2014 at 12:52

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I had a German speaking test yesterday. Got a 90 and the professor was disappointed. I tried to act like I wasn't happy with it. Inside I was having a party.


Kinja'd!!! Haimatox > thedevilinside
11/25/2014 at 12:53

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I have trouble speaking German. So much throat noise.


Kinja'd!!! thedevilinside > Haimatox
11/25/2014 at 13:02

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My big problem is grammar and thinking quickly enough to speak . Whenever I'm called on I just freeze because I can come up with a reply it will just take a few minutes.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Haimatox
11/25/2014 at 13:08

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This is a German thing I cannot love.


Kinja'd!!! Haimatox > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
11/25/2014 at 13:11

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The R8? Gasp!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Haimatox
11/25/2014 at 13:15

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I H8 the R8.

Well maybe not hate but I definitely don't like it. If I had $100k I'd go buy myself 4 EcoBoost Mustangs, a GT-R, or an M6 Gran Coupe.


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11/25/2014 at 13:36

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I took a few years of German in HS. I haven't really had an opportunity to use it except at a job at LAX where everyone seemed to speak Spanish. People would call the office and prattle on in a language I didn't understand, so I'd reply "Ich verstehen dich nicht. Sprechen sie Deutsch, bitte", which, if I remember correctly, means " I don't understand you. Please speak German". They'd tell me that they didn't understand what I just said, and I'd tell them that I didn't understand what they said, and that perhaps we should choose a common language instead.